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Appoint me in the Summer – Harry Redknapp

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Harry Redknapp has told the F.A not to announce him as the successor to Fabio Capello until after he hasn’t won the Premier League 11/12 campaign with Gareth Bale, Emmanuel Adebayor and Rafael Van der Vaart.

“It’s very difficult for the FA to choose another manager if he’s already working, It wouldn’t be fair to the club. You can’t do it during the season,” chin-wobbled Redknapp. Having seemingly suffered a bout of memory loss when in hospital for his heart surgery, Redknapp continued to forget his team’s name, simply calling them a club, “to give it to someone who’s working at a club is unfair to the club he works for.”

Redknapp will take the reigns in May 2012, and will go on to see his country finish 3rd in Group D behind France and Sweden who will both defeat The Three Lions 1-0.

Written by Jordan Florit for www.maycauseoffence.com/ For more articles visit my website or my Twitter @JordanFlorit

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Budding Football journalist who blogs at www.maycauseoffence.com/ daily as well as writing here for ThisisFutbol and on www.onehellofabeating.com/ the England fan's page. Outside of writing is more football. I work at Southampton F.C and I manage a men's football team on Saturdays.

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  • wilbiod says:

    Hilarious Jordan you are such a comedian, I’m surprised you are not on TV you are so funny. You should seriously send that in to Channel 4, you are the next big thing. Wow, so awesome.

  • Mike says:

    lol, made me laugh. To be honest this article is funny…the thought of an illiterate being in charge of England is far from funny and the F.A would be mad to appoint Redknapp to the job…..but this is the English F.A. we are talking about so i fully expect them to appoint him!!

  • Tony says:

    ….and for your next trick, why not stick you head up your arse…oh, sorry you already have

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