Una Healy, who announced she was pregnant at the beginning of the Rugby World Cup, believes that Capello was wrong with his ban and that her Rugby playing husband, Ben Foden “is usually allowed to sleep with me the night before a game and that makes sense because he’s used to me being next to him on the pillow. That gives him a better night’s sleep because he’s not placed in an unusual situation.”
‘The wives and girlfriends of the England players should be allowed to support their partners when they want,’ said Healy, then 28. ‘It’s all about what makes the individual sportsman most comfortable.” Una went on to slam the England boss, ’If Fabio Capello or anyone else thinks the players shouldn’t be allowed that kind of support before matches, then I personally think that’s wrong. That’s my situation and I’m happy with it – and so is Ben. As far as I know it’s always been like that in rugby.” Well obviously Ben is happy with that; I think we would all be happy with Una “supporting” us.
So whilst you ponder which side of the bed you sit on and decide whether you go sharking Friday night before your big football game down the local recreation ground Saturday morning, MayCauseOffence leaves you with some startling familiarities between the beautiful game and the beautiful act or the beautiful wife.
10 Facts about football, fornication and fooling around:
- Unless you are willing to pay for it you don’t get it until 10:30 on Saturday nights.
- No matter how rubbish it becomes you continue to support your own, although you will often question why and moan about it to other people.
- You secretly admire your mate’s.
- Brazilians are the best.
- No matter how good you thought it was, someone else will moan about it and point out past failures.
- When it starts explosive and you shoot a couple of times, 60 minutes in, it gets a bit boring and limp, and then you’re just waiting for it to end.
- It insists on having a different outfit for every occasion.
- Adrian Chiles commentating on either makes you lose all interest, no matter how interesting the activity is.
- “We’re by far the greatest team the World has ever seen” the same misconception exists in sex for most men.
- And lastly, there is something quite hot about women doing it.
Written by Jordan Florit for www.maycauseoffence.com/
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Great, educating article there. The picture ain’t bad either.