If there’s anybody left who isn’t completely ambivalent when it comes to England’s lack of progress under Fabio Capello, then let them raise their hand. Sad as it is I just can’t see a case for being interested in following our national side anymore.
In the video below we take a probing (not so probing) look at what happened in the world of football when all the players trudged off to perform their International duties.
England qualified for the Euros but the manager still has to go. Well, he’s just not English! Wayne Rooney got sent off, nothing to do with his dad and his betting habits I hope.
Elsewhere a world record was broken for the fastest goal ever and we name the worst five footballers to ever pull on an England shirt. If you disagree with our selections let us know in the comments section below…